advanced camera repair techniques

Advanced Camera Repair Techniques.

For professionals only.
Please do not try this at home.


Step #1: A camera is a delicate instrument. Use only the proper tools to gently open the case.


Step #2: When all else fails, and I'm sure it will, use whatever is available. Nothing beats a strong pair of pliers or a good sharp saw. Man, those engineers think they're smarter than everyone else. Don't be a victim. Take control of the situation. Think, explore options, push something here, pull something there. Every small step you take brings you closer to success. Remember, quitters are losers!

Step #3: At this point, you should have a mangled piece of metal in your hands. Go sell it to an even lesser idiot than you are.